Queer Meme

From Spo, the dear.

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay?
About 5. Always knew there was something special about the boys!

2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?
Nope, never will either.

3. Who was the first person you came out to?
Not sure exactly. Don't recall ever being really "in".

4. Are you out to your family?
Yes.

5. Do you want children?
No. When I was younger, I would have considered it.

6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?
About evenly split.

7. Were you out in school?
Once again, not really in, but I didn't place it on a billboard either.

8. Is your best friend the same sex as you?
Nope.

9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them?
Nope.

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?
Nope.

11. Have you ever been in a sling?
Nope.

12. Have you ever done a 3-way?
Yep.

13. Have you ever dressed in drag?
When I was about 12. Fooled even my grandparents, but that was before the mustache.

14. Would you date a drag queen?
Nope. Not enough closet space.

15. Are you ‘fixed in your ways’ as it were?
I'm adaptable.

16. Cher or Bette?
Cher

17. Have you dated someone of a different ethnicity?
Dated, no. Tricked, yes.

18. Been to Fire Island? Saugatuck? Key West? Ft. Lauderdale? Palm Springs?
No to all.

19. How many Madonna CDs do you own?
One

20. Name of your first love?
Reggie

21. Do you still talk to them?
Nope

22. Does size matter?
Somewhat. Depends....

23. Biggest turn on?
Kindness and intellect.

24. Biggest turn off?
Attitude. (agree with Spo on this one)

25. Ever been harassed due to your orientation?
Called names but quickly quelched that.

26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?
Music choices. Love a danceable tune.

27. Ever been to a pride rally?
Yes

28. Would you marry if you could?
Yes. Already planned it, just gotta find the man :)

29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart. Money can make me beautiful and youth is wasted.

30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows?
No.

31. Do you trim your body hair?
Trim occasionally, not shave, except for the back.

32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
Yep, long ago.

33. Ever been to an orgy?
Yep, not my cup of tea.

34. Which character in “The Women” best reflects you?
Have no idea about this. Whichever one is the most fabulous.

35. Favorite gay expression ?

The word ‘fabulous”! (agree with Spo on this too.)

36. How may ‘ex’ do you have?
Two.

37. Do you believe in fairies?
I believe in all magical creatures and good men as well. They are just hard to find.

38. Do you have any tattoos?
Yep, three of them.

39. Do you have any piercings?
No.

40. Would you date a smoker?
Yep, as long as it isn't pot, crack or some other illicit drug.

41. If you are male, do you know many lesbians?
Yep, a few.

42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?
About 15 at last count. So sad.

43. Are you part of a gay organization?
Not any more. Don't have the time.

44. Is your gym cruisy?
Don't belong to a gym currently, but if I join one, that is a must!

45. Grinder or Scruff?
Neither.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?
God, I hope it gets better from here on out.

47. Got Porn?
Yes

48. Make out music?
Anything that fits the mood and location.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy?
Had crushes.

50. Did you ever have sex with him?
No.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?

Nope, on my bucket list.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?
Yep.

53. Ever had sex in public?
Sorta....

54. What gay gene did you miss out?

Tidiness......I hate to clean a house.

Twice "Borrowed" Meme

1. What is your current obsession? Mafia Wars on Facebook

2. What do you see outside your window? The neighbors house

3. If you could have any super power what would it be? X-ray vision, that would be fun!

4. What is your favorite color? Black

5. Who was the last person you hugged? My mother, yesterday

6. Which animal would you be? A wolf, I'm already a bear :)

7. What’s for dinner? Shells and cheese with spinach

8. What’s the last thing you bought? A Stefan Duncan original oil painting

9. What are you listening to right now? Waterbone - Tibet cd

10. What are your current favorite films? Kung Fu Panda

11. What’s on your bedside table? Lamp, clock/phone, Pan statue

12. If you could have a house totally paid for, and fully furnished, anywhere in the world, where would it be? On an Island somewhere

13. What would you like to have in your hands right now? Secret crush's penis....hehe

14. What is your favorite children’s book? Does Harry Potter count?

15. What is your favorite tea flavor? Whatever ice tea is, not big on tea types

16. What is your favorite article of clothing? Black crew neck cashmere sweater

17. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? A nude beach with really hot men!

18. What did you want to become as a child? An Architect

19. What posters/pictures do you have on your bedroom wall? "Young Man by the Sea"

20. What is your plan for tomorrow? My mother and I are going to the antique/flea market in Concord.

21. What was your first job? Part time salesperson at Belk department store in Monroe

22. Say something to the person/s who tagged you: Well, I scooped it from Java, who got it from Spo, so "Howdy" to both!

23. Post a favorite childhood photograph of yourself: Don't have any on my computer, but here's an old one of me.

Tattoo You Meme

If you have a tattoo, just answer the questions. If not, assume the questions start, "If you had to get a tattoo." Enjoy!

1. Have you ever had a tattoo? Yes, three and want two more.

2. Was it hidden or visible? Hidden.

3. Flowers or skulls? Not on me, others is fine.

4. Do tattoos on other people bother you? Not really, except when obscene and visible.

5. Would you date someone with a tattoo? Yes but see above.

6. Would you hire someone with a tattoo? Yes, but see #4.

7. Would you read a blogger with a tattoo? Yes.

8. Fess up.....What does your tattoo look like? A cross, tribal dragon, a smurf.

9. Does your mother have a tattoo? No.

BBC Top 100 Books

From Jim's Stuff (thanks!)

Instructions:
1) Look at the list and BOLD those you have read.
2) Italicize the ones on your “to be read” list.
3) Tally your total at the bottom


1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hussein
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding Yoko
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

35 total
24 read
11 on my list

Talking and Listening Meme

1. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Depends, I aim for balance.

2. Do you take compliments well? Not really, but I try.

3. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? I went to Boys State in high school for a week.

4. What was your favorite game as a kid? Anything using the imagination.

5. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew the person was married, would you go for it anyway? No, I wouldn't want it done to me if I were a spouse.

6. Use three words to describe yourself? Funny. Fat, Fabulous!

7. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My dog Izzy.

8. Do you look like your mom or dad? I'm adopted, so I have no clue, but I do resemble my adoptive parents more so than my sister.

9. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? We had several movies filmed in the area.

Kiss and Tell Meme

1. Who was the last person you kissed? Full on lip lock was a fella I meet online about 4 years ago. Quick peck on the cheek was my mother this morning.

2. What are you wearing now? Flannel sleep pants, t shirt, wool cardigan and socks.

3. What is your favorite meal at a fast food restaurant? Salads.

4. Are you a morning person? If morning starts late enough.

5. When you were young, what career did you want? Architect.

6. Do you have a thing (it can be just fantasy) for a blogger that you read? Yes, a few.

7. Do you wear jewelry? Yes, I love it, but only good pieces.

8. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If yes what type? Yes, Issey Miyake and Gauthier.

9. Do you think about sex a lot? Not the actual act as much as I use too, but hot naked men, a lot!

You Wear It Well Meme

You Wear It Well

1. What are your favorite shoes? Woven Italian Loafers

2. What does your favorite shirt or blouse look like? Long sleeve plaid Barbour shirt

3. What does your favorite tee shirt say on it? They are all blank

4. Do you think you look better in casual or business attire? Business

5. What do you sleep in? Tee shirt and boxer briefs

6. Do you wear expensive sneakers? Don't own a pair of sneakers

7. What is your favorite hat? Black Wool Beanie

8. Your preference for men: Boxers or briefs? Me Boxer Briefs, others nothing

9. Your preference for women: Suits or dresses? An Invisiblity Cloak

Dying To Know Meme

1. What do you believe happens when we die? Our spirit/soul leaves our body.

2. Do you consider yourself religious? Spiritual yes. Religious no.

3. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

4. Do you believe that people live on other planets? Not people, but other life forms.

5. Have you ever seen something abnormal? More like felt, experienced.

6. Do you believe in reincarnation? Yes.

7. Have you ever witnessed a miracle? Everyday is a miracle.

8. Is there a person living or dead that influences your philosophies? Not one particular person.

9. Is there a work of fiction that closely matches your spiritual beliefs? Not that I've ran across.

Let The Sparks Fly Meme

I scooped this from Rejected Reality the other day. He had some very interesting answers. Here is my take on it.


1. Where would you go if you wanted to spark your creativity? I meditate.

2. What would be one thing that would embarrass you a great deal? Can't think of anything that hasn't already happened.

3. What values did your parents instill in you? Self Reliance, Charity, Industriousness

4. What’s a fad of your teen years that you remember well? Jordache jeans, hated the way they fit.

5. What is your favorite breakfast? Scrambled eggs, grits and toast.

6. What is the best birthday gift that you have received? Nothing really stands out. The worst was a large Rubbermaid trash can with a supply of trash bags.

7. What gadget could you not live without? Computer and cellphone.

8. Do you collect anything? Other than dust, I collect crosses, spheres, and eggs.

9. What website (non-blog) do you regularly visit? Overstock.com

40 Item Meme

I ran across this a while back and forgot I had it. Sorry, but I don't remember from where.


1. My uncle once: had a lower jaw before having it removed because of cancer.

2. Never in my life: would I have believed I would have outlived all my friends at 43.

3. When I was five: I realized I liked men.

4. High School was: fun and fulfilling socially.

5. I will never forget: the good times with my last ex.

6. I once met: a TV weatherman shopping where I worked.

7. There’s this girl I know who: is a bi polar nympho.

8. Once, at a bar: I use to have fun, dance and meet guys.

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready for a nap.

10.Last night: I cuddled with the dog and watched The Golden Army again.

11. If only I had: made better choices in my 20's, my life would be so different now.

12. Next time I go to church: will be for some one's funeral.

13. Terry Schiavo: suffered needlessly.

14. What worries me most: is that I will die alone, so I'm becoming immortal.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: a dusty home gym.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: myself in the mirror with said equipment behind me.

17. You know I’m lying when: I try to over explain something.

18. What I miss most about the eighties: is my friends, the music and my 31 inch waist.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Merlin (I think he was a character)

20. By this time next year: I hope to be finished with school, and moved into my new house.

21. A better name for me would be: Brother Dave, the gay monk.

22. I have a hard time understanding: hate and intolerance.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: register sooner or change schools.

24. You know I like you if: I interact with you on any level.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my parents, then God.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: They had their good moments.

27. Take my advice, never: pee on an electric fence.

28. My ideal breakfast is: eggs scrambled, grits and toast.

29. A song I love, but do not own is: Better by BoyZone.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: hanging out with me. I'm fun!

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: They all make the world better in some way.

32. Why won’t people: use good manners anymore?

33. If you spend the night at my house: you are in for a treat!

34. I’d stop my wedding for: a family emergence.

35. The world could do without: religious fanatics.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: his ass.

37. My favorite blonde is: my sister!

38: Paper clips are more useful than: some people I've met or worked with.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: pleasing myself.

40. And by the way: I have a wicked sense of humor and above average length.

One Word Answer Meme

(Borrowed, scooped, stolen from Tippin the Scales)

You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 people to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.

1. Where is your cell phone? Counter

2. Your significant other? Without

3. Your hair? Thick

4. Your mother? Generous

5. Your father? Tall

6. Your favorite thing? Living

7. Your dream last night? None

8. Your favorite drink? Soda

9. Your dream/goal? Hunky

10. The room you’re in? Study

11. Music? Varied

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive

14. Where were you last night? Here

15. What you’re not? Skinny

16. Muffins? Blueberry

17. One of your wish list items? Employment

18. Where you grew up? Country

19. The last thing you did? Pee

20. What are you wearing? Sweats

21. TV? Off

22. Your pets? Izzy

23. Your computer? HP

24. Your life? Boring

25. Your mood? Curious

26. Missing someone? Always

27. Favorite Store? Grocery

30. Your summer? Over

31. Like someone? Many

32. Your favorite color? Black

33. When is the last time you laughed? Night

34. Last time you cried? Week


You can tag yourself if you want to do this Meme.

A Meme By Any Other Name

I snatched this from Java. I thought it was too cute! Thanks Java


Witness Protection name (mother's and father's middle names)
Lou ween Lee

Nascar name (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Reese Lawson

Star Wars name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
St Dave

Detective name (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Bear

Soap Opera name (middle name, city where you live)
Wiley Monroe

Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "The" to the beginning)
Red Rum

Fly name (first 2 letters of 2st name, last 2 letters of last name)
Wies

Gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chocolate Chocolate

Rock Star name (current pet's name, current street name)
Izzy Keith

Porn name (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Cotton Molly

Scrooge Meme

Okay! Okay! I tried resisting scooping this from Spo. I waited for over 12 hours till the newness wore off. It's the Scrooge Meme that he cooked up himself.


Have you actually read the book “A Christmas Carol” ?
No, but I saw the movie..

Do you have any relatives you would rather not see (but have to)this Christmas?
No, I like most of them. The ones I'm not fond of I tolerate.

Do you have an cloying employee who is asking for something this Christmas, like more time off? Not at the moment, but I did have an employee ask off for the entire month of December to return to Yugoslavia to visit his family.I let him.


Have you ever been visited by a Spirit? Sort of. (See "Fallen Angel" post)

Who is the biggest “Scrooge” in your family? Me. I'm the cheapest and least jolly most of the time.

Have you ever eaten Roast Goose? No, but I have tried duck pate'.

How about a flaming plum pudding? No, but about everything I cook is flaming.


What is your favorite memory of a Christmas Past? Christmas when my grandparents and friends were still alive to celebrate with.


What is “Bah Humbug” about Christmas this year? I'm unemployed and no friends left to share it with.

Which version of “A Christmas Carol” is your favorite? No clue, I've only seen two versions but don't remember the best. Didn't care much for the Bill Murry updated one.

Tiny Tim - sweet or obnoxious? Sweet. How could a young, poor, cripple boy not be?

Gay Movie Meme

I "borrowed" this from Tigeryogiji.
The point of the Meme is this:
Bold the movies that you have seen, and strike-through if it’s a film that you would never want to see. ( I made red bold ones I own and have seen. I also updated with more titles.)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Beautiful Thing (1996)
Shelter (2007)
Latter Days (2003)
Maurice (1987)
Trick (1999)
Get Real (1998)
Big Eden (2000)
The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000)
The Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)
Longtime Companion (1990)
Torch Song Trilogy (1988)
My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)
Parting Glances (1986)
Just a Question of Love (2000)
Mysterious Skin (2004)
Summer Storm (2004)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
The Birdcage (1996)
Sordid Lives (2000)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)
Shortbus (2006)
All Over The Guy (2001)
Another Gay Movie (2006)
Boys in the Band (1970)
Philadelphia (1993)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
Boy Culture (2006)
The Wedding Banquet (1993)
C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Jeffery (1995)
The Trip (2002)
Edge of Seventeen (1998)
Priest (1994)
In & Out (1997)
Eating Out (2004)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Angels in America (2003)
Love! Valor! Compassion (1997)
The Sum of Us (1994)
Burnt Money (2000)
Transamerica (2005)
Victor Victoria (1982)
Bent (1997)
Yossi & Jagger (2002)
Bad Education (2004)
Gods & Monsters (1998)
Making Love (1992)
Rent (2005)
Naked Boys Singing (2007)
Flawless (1999)
Head On (1998)
Open Cam (2005)
Poster Boy (2004)
O Fantasma (2000)
Edward II (1991)
Adam & Steve (2005)
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green (2005)
Shock To The System (2006)
Third Man Out (2005)
Hellbent (2004)
Grande Ecole (2003)
Fun Down There (1989)
Paris is Burning (1990)
Can't Stop The Music (1980)
Kinky Boots (2005)
9 Dead Gay Guys (2002)
Party Monster (2003)
24th Day (2004)
L.I.E. (2001)
The Dreamers (2003)
The Einstein of Sex (1999)
Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (1998)
20 Centimeters (2005)
It's My Party (1996)
Bear Cub (2004)
Come Undone (2000)
Leaving Metropolis (2002)
Sebastiane (1976)

Anyone who like to give this a go is welcome to do so!

The Christmas Meme

I scooped this from Spo Reflections. I'm not one to follow trends but this was just too cute (or at least his answers were).

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper

2. Real tree or Artificial? Artificial, if I bother to put one up.

3. When do you put up the tree? If I put one up, it's on Thanksgiving day.

4. When do you take the tree down? By New Year's Day. I'm gonna enjoy all that work.

5. Do you like eggnog? No.
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6. Favorite gift received as a child? Lincoln Logs, still have them too.

7. Hardest person to buy for? Everybody.

8. Easiest person to buy for? Me.

9. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes, an antique set from my mother.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Neither, I tell them when I see them.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A tie and a sweater from two different co workers.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? "It's a wonderful life "

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? I'm finished, just got to wrap.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? No, it's tacky.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Earthquake Cake......ummm good!

16. Lights on the tree? I bought a new tree last year with all white lights attached.

17. Favorite Christmas song? Joy to the world and Silent Night.

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Go to my parents, 5 miles away.

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? Maybe if I sang the song.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? An angel.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas afternoon when everyone is at my parents house.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Crowds and rude sales people.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? The majority is gold or crystal with a few accents in straw and feathers

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Anything that my mother cooks. I'm not picky eater.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? A job or a winning lottery ticket!

26. Who is most likely to respond to this? Honestly, I can't begin to guess.

27. Will you bake any cookies? No, I purchase a nice fruit tart from the deli, since no one likes it, I get to bring it home and enjoy it myself.

Curious Things Around the House Meme

The mix media originals by Chuck Calhoun.

The tin oil can craft piece.

The bronze statue of Pan with the huge erection.

I scooped this meme from Ur-Spo. It was actually fun to do.
In this meme one talks about your house or abode, and the objects therein.
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Favorite place in the house – The living room

Most valuable object– My dog, Izzy, followed by my jewelry

Biggest piece of junk – The living furniture, it is worn out but comfortable

Most beautiful thing – Two mixed media originals by Chuck Calhoun

Most ‘talked about’ item when others come to visit – A tin oil can craft piece

Most appreciated item – Izzy, my computers and my books

“If there was money…” – I would move

Most aggravating matter – Not enough space

The most “queer” object – A bronze statue of Pan with a huge erection

Oddest thing about the house – Me

Most whimsical object – I have crystal prisms hanging in front of the windows

Most depressing object – The backyard and lack of privacy

Most hazardous thing around the house – A Japanese katana sword

The object that evokes the most anxiety – The kitchen sink, it is always full of dirty dishes

Confessions Meme

I scooped this from DanNation's blog. I love these things.

You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone asks.

Taken a picture completely naked?Yes
Made out with someone on your top 8?No
Danced in front of your mirror naked?Yes
Told a lie?Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?Yes
Been arrested?Yes
Made out with someone of the same sex?Yes
Seen someone die?No
Slept in until 5pm?No
Had sex at work?No
Fallen asleep at work/school?Yes
Held a snake?Yes
Ran a red light?No
Been suspended from school?No
Totaled your car in an accident?No
Pole danced?No
Been fired from a job?Yes
Sang karaoke?No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?Yes
Laughed until a drink came out your nose?Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?Yes
Kissed in the rain?No
Sang in the shower?Yes
Gave your private parts a nickname?No
Ever gone out without underwear?Yes
Sat on a roof top?Yes
Played chicken?No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?Yes
Broken a bone?No
Mooned/flashed someone?Yes
Shaved your head?No
Slept naked?Yes
Played a prank on someone?Yes
Had a gym membership?Yes
Felt like killing someone?Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?Yes
Cried over someone you were in love with?Yes
Had sex more than 10 times in one day?No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?No
Been in a band?No
Subscribed to Maxim?No
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?No
Shot a gun?Yes
Had sex today?No
Played strip poker?Yes
Tripped on mushrooms?Yes
Donated Blood?No
Video taped yourself having sex?Yes
Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?No
Ever jump out of an airplane?No
Have you been to more than 10 countries?No
Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?Yes