40 Item Meme

I ran across this a while back and forgot I had it. Sorry, but I don't remember from where.


1. My uncle once: had a lower jaw before having it removed because of cancer.

2. Never in my life: would I have believed I would have outlived all my friends at 43.

3. When I was five: I realized I liked men.

4. High School was: fun and fulfilling socially.

5. I will never forget: the good times with my last ex.

6. I once met: a TV weatherman shopping where I worked.

7. There’s this girl I know who: is a bi polar nympho.

8. Once, at a bar: I use to have fun, dance and meet guys.

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready for a nap.

10.Last night: I cuddled with the dog and watched The Golden Army again.

11. If only I had: made better choices in my 20's, my life would be so different now.

12. Next time I go to church: will be for some one's funeral.

13. Terry Schiavo: suffered needlessly.

14. What worries me most: is that I will die alone, so I'm becoming immortal.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: a dusty home gym.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: myself in the mirror with said equipment behind me.

17. You know I’m lying when: I try to over explain something.

18. What I miss most about the eighties: is my friends, the music and my 31 inch waist.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Merlin (I think he was a character)

20. By this time next year: I hope to be finished with school, and moved into my new house.

21. A better name for me would be: Brother Dave, the gay monk.

22. I have a hard time understanding: hate and intolerance.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: register sooner or change schools.

24. You know I like you if: I interact with you on any level.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my parents, then God.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: They had their good moments.

27. Take my advice, never: pee on an electric fence.

28. My ideal breakfast is: eggs scrambled, grits and toast.

29. A song I love, but do not own is: Better by BoyZone.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: hanging out with me. I'm fun!

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: They all make the world better in some way.

32. Why won’t people: use good manners anymore?

33. If you spend the night at my house: you are in for a treat!

34. I’d stop my wedding for: a family emergence.

35. The world could do without: religious fanatics.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: his ass.

37. My favorite blonde is: my sister!

38: Paper clips are more useful than: some people I've met or worked with.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: pleasing myself.

40. And by the way: I have a wicked sense of humor and above average length.