Not So Serious

Since Thanksgiving is this week, I thought it would be fun to take a not so serious look at what I'm thankful for in my life. And I love list. Remember, this is only a list.

I'm thankful for:

• Men
• Being a man
• Man having a penis
• Being gay
• Being a gay man with a penis
• Evolution, that's why gay men are fabulous
• Erections, mine and others
• My age, makes me appreciate youth
• Surviving my youth, despite myself
• Porn, wouldn't have a sex life without it
• Internet, where would I be without it
• Testicles, I wouldn't be nearly the man I am without them
• Prostate exams, going where few have gone before
• Soccer, great for men in short shorts
• Rugby, real men pop out
• Glory trails, if I lose my eyesight, I have a map to follow
• Hidden locker room cams, now I know every man spends that much time washing it
• Hidden urinal cams, now I know every man shakes it more that twice
• Straight men, without them we wouldn't have amateur porn
• Web cams, so we can keep tabs on our young men
• Metro sexuality, now we all look gay
• Sagging britches, I don't have to wonder what his butt looks like
• Gyms, good for fantasies, torture, and working out
• Masturbation, the cheapest form of dating
• Facial hair, changing my look without a stylist
• Manscaping, good grooming never goes out of style
• Exhibitionist, absolutely love them
• Digital cameras, now everyone is in touch with their inner exhibitionist
• Sphincter, such pleasure, such pain
• Urination, I have an excuse to touch myself several times a day

Those are a few of my not so serious things I'm thankful for. They certainly make life interesting.